Because it's inescapable

Did you know that you use your sphincter to descend stairs? No, neither did I.

Had a fistula removed from ... down there ... on Thursday. Not the most pleasant thing in the world. Like most things, the pain itself isn't so bad, it's just that you get sick of it after a while.

I think of myself as pretty healthy, but seem to have been at the Doctor's a lot lately. Hopefully this will be the last for a while.